God-level knowledge darts: life lessons from the Bronx

Preface: Setting expectations

Navigating narcotics

Relationships & shit like that

Kids : yours and "yours"

On sports (and the next chapter is about masculinity! Impeccable continuity!)

What the fuck is an "alpha" anyway?

Crime and punishment : a brick-by-brick deconstruction of a crooked justice system!!! (jk we just talk about jail.)

On the inevitability of becoming washed

Survival of the brokest

Roach blunts (Q&A).